supermariomamafucker:

Beth oven writing a song about fat bitches

paperandpencilsandskips:

paperandpencilsandskips:

paperandpencilsandskips:

We all have that homie who is always under siege

We all have that one friend who never fortifies their supply lines

That one guy in the friend group who’s vassals and provinces are woefully unstable

podcastwizard:

the hot new trend is “guard posting”

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onewonrun:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it’s weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

officialfist:

This fit goes hard

angelicguy:

the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue

theaudientvoid:

shaneactuallyy:

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

teathattast:

slutdge:

ppl who have never lived outside of a city writing these rural american gothic posts like “the goats know secrets” girl the goats dont even know how to get their horns unstuck from the fence without my help